The historical romance genre as kiddie porn: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson in The Other Boleyn Girl (Photo: Columbia Pictures)
The Other Boleyn Girl, about two virtuous daughters who become rival whores for King Henry VIII, may reach its apex when Anne (Natalie Portman) takes her sibling Mary (Scarlett Johansson) by the hand, on the night before the latter beds the King for the first time, and exclaims, “My little sis-tah! My golden sis-tah! My milk-and-honey sis-tah!”
It’s no use wondering what real actresses might have done with these roles, because Peter Morgan’s screenplay (he also wrote The Queen) has almost nothing on its mind. Continue reading “Sis-tahs 4-evah: The Other Boleyn Girl“
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